In a big way.
Last night, Chad and I bought a lottery ticket.
Sinful. I know.
We were at the gas station and the billboard next door was proclaiming in giant red letters that the jackpot had reached a whopping $245 million, and we caved. Consider it our donation to the NC education system. (Speaking of, WHERE is that money going to in the education system, anyway?)
It's pretty clear to me that this is the solution to our unemployment situation. Why hasn't Chad found a job yet? Oh, because we're about to become millionaires! It's all making so much more sense now.
Don't worry, I won't forget about any of you when I wake up tomorrow fabulously wealthy.