Dear Next Door Neighbors,
I wonder if you might consider moving your headboard a few more inches from the wall. Or, if it's not too much trouble, perhaps you could move your bed to the other side of the room. If that's not possible, perhaps save your romantic rumpus for a normal time of day.
One Who is Tired of Being Awoken in the Middle of the Night and in the Wee Hours of the Morning
Did I mention I'm ready to buy a house???